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  • Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★★

  • Phantom Thread

    ★★★

  • Face/Off

    ★★★★

  • The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

    ★★★★

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  • Hundreds of Beavers

    Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★★

    Live action Looney Tunes, Modern Times/The Gold Rush, Oregon Trail (yes the PC a game!) mash up that commits to the bits harder than anything I’ve seen.

    One of the most genuinely unique, laugh out loud hilarious films I’ve seen in awhile. It is a gag a minute madcap ride that just builds and builds the absurdity. Marx Brothers plus Tex Avery. How can a movie so deftly pull off the physical comedy of Buster Keaton, Harold Lloyd and Charlie…

  • The Conformist

    The Conformist

    ★★★★★

    Beautiful, cold, distant. Full of vacuous objects and people. Astounding how much this influenced. Wes Anderson, The Godfather, the Sopranos (Pine Barrens), Taxi Driver, Mishima and even Clueless! 

    Marcello is a perfect allegorical tool, craving order and morality above all else, except when he doesn’t. A low key nervy weasel who wanders into numerously gloriously sexy scenarios whole being a genealogy
    Putz. This is a crazy intense political thriller, except that it isn’t! I somehow expected that this would be…

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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    ★★★

    I came in ready to love this. I thought it was “ok.”. Very well crafted and well acted, and I got the underlying themes.

    I don’t like films that’s are overly concerned with food, I don’t love depictions of elite culture (even adjacent) and I have a chip on my shoulder about things being too self serious. All that is here, big time. Obsession, Kink and power dynamics, there are plenty of movies like that I like. I dig a…

  • Face/Off

    Face/Off

    ★★★★

    Genuine film insanity without a trace of irony to be found. Huge, absurd, full of elegant and needlessly overstylized violence and oozing effervescent cool. An absolutely insane concept played with operatic sincerity.

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  • Civil War

    Civil War

    ★★★

    Let me get this out of the way: Texas and California forming an alliance is so hard to believe it’s what is known as a “first page problem.” A full stop flaw in logic that keeps the reader from moving on. I honestly expect better from Garland, who I find a compelling and smart writer.

    It wouldn’t happen, and moreover there is zero interest in even coming with an explanation for it (caveat: after complaining about this some, I actually…

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★★

    Richly humanistic and nuanced portrayal of isolated broken people helping each other. Not just set in the 1970s, but FEELS like the 1970s. This is a terrifically bittersweet, touching and frequently very funny character study made for adults. Giamatti is really great here as a stodgy glass eyed grump of a history Professor. Loathed by his students, who are stuck with him over the Christmas holiday at school. This film, like Sideways shows that Giamatti and Payne really are a…