PHONY

(foreign music) (phone notification sound) - [Woman] Your phone bill is way passed- - [Man] Consolidate your school loans- - [Woman] Just in at Nicky's Wedding- - [Man] Account alert- - [Woman] Are you still interested in buying (indistinct) RX pimple patches?

- [Man] Come back to (indistinct)- - [Man] Congratulations your Domino's pizza- - [Woman] Arcadia High reunion next month!

- [Man] Sunny, we miss you here at Olive Garden.

- [Man] Nike design competition results.

- [Man] Unfortunately, we decided to go in another direction.

- Kill me.

(tires screeching) - Jesus!

- [Sunny's Mom] Sun, go get us a cart!

I'm going to look for my coupons.

I'm so glad you're here.

I bet you missed this place, no?

- Yep, definitely did.

(foreign music plays) (hacking cough) - You haven't seen a doctor for that yet?

(Sunny's mom laughs) - Nothing Vicks can't fix.

Which reminds me, I need Vicks.

Oh, you get what you want.

Okay?

(foreign music plays) - [Man] Hi, Sunny!

Thanks again for submitting your design.

While we appreciate the originality of your concept.

We ultimately decided to go with a design with a broader appeal.

Well, hope you're having a good time at home and we'll see you back at work.

- Oh, hey there, do you guys sell that extra spicy ramen?

You know the one that's supposed to light your butthole on fire?

- Ew, I don't know.

I don't work here.

- It's really great.

Oh shoot.

(jovial foreign music plays) - Uh, I touched it first.

- I think you touch the entire aisle.

- It's mine, let go.

- You let go.

Or else I tell all my followers, you touched me too and I've got millions of them.

- [Lucy's Mom] Lucy!

- Say one word and I'll have your whole family deported.

- Jesus!

- Lucy!

You better not be looking at anything in this aisle, you little fatty.

Oh, this a really good photo.

Pose!

Tiny hearts!

Okay, come here.

I have two buy one, get one free melon coupons and you are going to get in the other line.

Come on.

- But Mom, do I have to?

Yes, it's a free melon.

- Sucka.

[Sunny's Mom] Sunny!

- What about the veggies?

- Mom, this is a vegetable.

Come on, they don't have these in Portland and I'm on vacation.

- [Sunny's Mom] Fine, fine.

So tell me, how is it up there anyway?

You haven't said anything.

- It's white.

Ah yes, I know that.

How's work?

- It's work.

It's fine.

Mom, you can't do that!

- Says who?

I'm going to pay for this.

I just wanted to make sure it's good.

- Okay, but you're eating all of them.

- [Sunny's Mom] Don't change the subject, anak.

You know, you've been away for so long.

You tell me something.

- Really, there's nothing to tell.

- Oh, I have a phone call.

- Hello?

- [Mom's Friend] Hello!

What are you doing, hoy?

- [Sunny's Mom] I'm in the market (speaks in Tagalog).

She's back on vacation.

- [Mom's Friend] (speaks in Tagalog) - [Sunny's Mom] Oh, oh almost 13.

- [Mom's Friend] My daughter works all the time at the hospital, but what can you do?

At least she's making good money.

How about Sunny?

Does she make good money?

- (speaks in Tagalog) Sun, do you want to bring back crabs?

- Huh?

- You can eat it in the airplane.

If you get hungry, - No.

I'm not going to bring crabs on the plane.

Thank you though.

- Any boyfriend up there?

- Gross mom?

No.

- What?

Why can't I ask?

I am your mother.

- Yeah, exactly.

- You don't tell me anything about up there.

- Because I don't want to, I didn't come here to talk about it.

I came here to get away from it.

- (indistinct), what have I done to deserve this?

Here, use the coupon I gave you, go to the other line.

- Why can't I just stay in this line?

- Shh!

They will know that we're together.

- How?

And do you even need this many melons?

I don't even eat Melon.

- They're not for you.

They're for me.

- Okay.

I'll just give you the money.

They're only 89 cents.

- Do not be irresponsible Sunny.

You're barely making any money.

(sunny screams) (girl exclaims) - You hungry?

- Can we get Boba?

- Okay.

(radio host talking) - We'll take you round them up.

(upbeat pop music)